Arrr! IDF be spillin' the beans on an ambulance caper, claimin’ their scallywags told the UN 'bout a treasure grave!
2025-04-06
Arrr, matey! The Israel Defense Forces be sayin’ they miscalculated their cannon fire in Rafah, takin’ down 14 or 15 poor medics who met Davy Jones! They be diggin' up the truth from the grave, sayin' six of 'em be named after the fact. Aye, what a blunder!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer a tale of woe from the sands o' Gaza! It seems the Israel Defense Forces, those scallywags, have admitted to a grievous blunder in their recountin' of a most tragic event that transpired in the port o' Rafah last month. Aye, they fired upon poor ol’ emergency vessels, causin' the demise of 14 or mayhaps 15 brave medics! Arrr, their lifeless forms were later found interred in a mass grave, like treasure buried too deep!On the eve of Saturday, the army, with a heavy heart and perhaps a pint too many of grog, laid bare the initial findings of their ongoing investigation. They claimed, with all the seriousness o' a captain addressing his crew about the stormy seas, that at least six of the slain had been identified posthumously. Seems like a right mess they’ve got on their hands, eh? Aye, ‘tis a shame when the ones sworn to save lives become part of such a grim tale! So let this be a lesson to ye all, lest ye find yerselves in a pitiful predicament, fire not upon those who seek to mend the wounds of the world, for they be the true heroes of the high seas of life!