"Arrr, a sea captain of the court be set to hear the squabbles 'gainst the landlubber Khalil, defender of the Palestinians!"
2025-03-27
Arrr, me hearties! On Thursday, the scallywags of the Trump crew be seekin' to send young Mahmoud Khalil, a fresh graduate of the fine Columbia, back to the briny deep! They be claimin' he’s a troublemaker, but the lad be holdin' a golden ticket to stay! What a jolly ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Mahmoud Khalil, a recent graduate from the grand ol' Columbia University! This landlubber be a pro-Palestine activist, but alas, the Trump administration be settin' its sights on sendin' him packin' to parts unknown.On the mornin' of a fateful Thursday, the gub'ment be plannin' to lay forth its case to ship young Khalil away on the high seas of deportation. They be raisin' a ruckus, claimin' he’s been up to no good, and just last month, they snagged him and tossed him into the clutches of the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement—aye, a dark hole indeed!
But hold yer horses, fer this lad be holdin' a permanent resident status in the fair land of the United States! So what’s the hullabaloo about, ye ask? Well, the gub'ment be lookin' to expand its accusations against him, likely with more twists and turns than a ship in a storm!
So, there ye have it! A tale of legal battles and political squabbles, with a graduate caught in the tempest of accusation. I reckon we’ll be watchin’ this saga unfold like a treasure map, full of surprises and perhaps a few hearty laughs along the way! Yarrr!