"Arrr, 'tis the tale of a scallywag's news crew, swayin' the captain's ear with tales fit for a landlubber!"
2025-03-26
Arrr, matey! Real America’s Voice was but a scallywag in the seas of news, but now it be the treasure map linkin’ Trump’s crew with his loudest cheerleaders! Once a rogue TV ship started by a swindler, now it be sailin’ through power’s mighty halls, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be spinning ye a yarn 'bout a curious tale of a news vessel called Real America’s Voice! Once, it be but a mere barnacle on the hull of the conservative sea, flounderin' like a fish outta water. But lo and behold! This scallywag o’ a network has risen to be the trusty parrot on the shoulder of Captain Trump, servin' as the bridge 'twixt his grand ship, the Trump Media & Technology Group, and the boisterous crew o' media mates.