"Cast aside like a scurvy rag, matey! Chinese news be cheerin' Trump's slashin' of that Voice of America, arr!"
2025-03-18
Arrr, me hearties! The Chinese scallywags be cheerin' as Trump be slashin’ doubloons for the news squawkers, Voice of America and Radio Free Asia! Aye, now 1,300 landlubbers at VOA be loungin’ on paid leave, swabbin’ the decks of naught but their own hammocks! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale o' treachery and jolly jest! It seems the notorious Donald Trump be makin' waves on the high seas of news, decidin' to cut the doubloons flowin' to the likes o' Voice of America and Radio Free Asia. Aye, these scallywags have long been shinin' a light on the dark deeds o' authoritarian regimes, stirrin' the pot and raisin' a ruckus among the landlubbers.The Chinese state media be chortlin' with glee, celebratin' this news like a barnacle-encrusted ship on a sunny day! With Trump's decree, thousands o' fair employees be left wonderin' where their next piece o' eight be comin' from. Aye, me hearties, a whole crew o' 1,300 souls at the Voice of America be put on paid leave, as if they be findin' treasure on a deserted isle!
So, what be the moral of this salty tale? While the seas o' news be choppin' and tempests brewin', the pirates o' public discourse be keepin' their spirits high, ready to hoist the sails and set course for new adventures. Raise yer mugs, ye landlubbers, and let’s toast to the unpredictable winds of fortune that blow through the world o' news! Arrr!