Arrr, the DOGE be claimin’ it filled the government’s treasure chest by $115 billion, but wise folk say it be fishy!
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! The DOGE be claimin' it saved the king's coffers a mighty $115 billion! Yet, their tall tales be filled with fishy figures and blunderin' bluster, stirrin' up the scallywags who question their sea legs in the realm of governin'. Avast, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye news from the briny deep o’ the federal coffers! The rascally crew o’ DOGE be claimin’ they’ve plundered $115 billion from the government’s treasure chest! Aye, sounds like a fine bounty, but beware the tall tales, fer these scallywags be known to spin yarns thicker than a kraken’s tentacle!