Arrr! Two landlubber judges be commandin' the Trump crew to reinstate the scallywags they tossed overboard! Ha!
2025-03-14
Arrr matey! Two landlubber judges be tellin' the government to bring back the scallywags they tossed overboard last month! Judge Alsup from California be callin' it a "sham" move to trim the crew. Now thousands of probationary swabs be gettin' their jobs back! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Avast ye hearties! In a ruckus that’d make even Davy Jones raise an eyebrow, two esteemed judges o' the realm o' justice have hoisted the sails to reinstate a crew o' probationary workers who were unceremoniously tossed overboard by the Trump administration just last month!In the fair land of California, the gallant District Judge William Alsup declared the mass firing a right “sham” akin to a pirate’s trickery, concocted to dodge the proper ways of thinning the federal crew. Aye, he be not takin’ kindly to such mutinous behavior!
But hold ye horses! This order, like a fine rum, caught fire and sailed straight to Maryland where another judge joined the fray, casting his lot with Alsup. This decree be applyin’ to a veritable treasure trove of probationary souls who found themselves marooned across various federal ships!
So, me hearties, it appears that justice be a’comin’ for those cast aside! With the winds o’ change a-blowin’, we be lookin' forward to seein' these lost sailors return to the fold of the federal fleet. Raise yer tankards and let’s toast to a fairer tide in the land o' opportunity where no man should be left adrift!