Arrr, the Education crew be slashing half their mates! Looks like learnin' be walkin' the plank!
2025-03-12
Arrr! The Education crew be settin' sail with a smaller crew of under 2,200 scallywags—cuttin' almost half since the Trump days! 'Tis true, 600 sailors be takin' their gold and leavin', while 1,400 landlubbers be put on the shelf! Aye, they be a-takin' charge of the treasure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale of the mighty Education Department, which be settin' sail on a treacherous journey of cuttin' its crew by half! Aye, they be lettin' go of nearly 2,200 scallywags, a fine reduction since the days when the great Captain Trump hoisted the sails.Word from the high seas is that nearly 600 landlubbers took the golden buyout, while a whopping 1,400 others be findin' themselves on administrative leave—aye, a fancy way of sayin' they be loungin' about like lazy sea dogs! These changes be part of the grand scheme to be more efficient and keepin' the ship shipshape, or so they say.
The Department be claimin' this be a move towards accountin’ for every doubloon and makin’ sure the treasure be goin’ to the right ports! So hoist the flag, me hearties! Let’s raise a tankard to fewer buccaneers in the office, but let’s hope the knowledge o’ the seas and the lands still flows like rum in a barrel! Yarrr, efficiency be the name of the game, but let’s not forget the hearts of the crew that be left behind. May the winds of learning be ever in yer favor!