"Arrr! The treasure chests be swaying with Trump’s antics, but the markets be the true compass, savvy?"
2025-03-11
Arrr, me hearties! Last Thursday, Cap’n Trump be makin’ waves again, threatenin’ to hoist 25% tariffs on our Canadian and Mexican mates, ‘cause they ain't keepin' the scallywags from smuggler’s grog! Then he aimed his cannon at China with a 10% extra blow! The market be shiverin' in its boots!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from this past Thursday, where the brash Captain Trump set sail once more on the stormy seas of trade! With a squawk on his Truth Social, he declared he’d be unleashing a fearsome 25% tariff on the fine goods comin' from our mates in Canada and Mexico. Why, ye ask? 'Tis because he claimed they weren’t doin’ enough to halt the vile scourge of drugs at the border! Yarr, can ye believe it?But that’s not all, mateys! In the grand chamber known as the Oval Office, the captain turned his gaze to the East, ready to unleash a fresh 10% levy on the good folk o' China—making it a mighty 20% in total! The markets, like a ship tossed upon the waves, reacted quicker than a scallywag to treasure. Prices plummeted as if they’d been struck by a cannonball, and the traders scurried about like rats off a sinking ship!
So, there ye have it, me buccaneers! ‘Tis a wild ride on the tumultuous waters of finance and politics, with Captain Trump at the helm, steering us towards uncertain seas! Keep yer eyes peeled for treasure or trouble, for who knows what the winds shall blow next!