Arrr, matey! DHS be settin’ sail with a registry and finger-prints fer landlubbers who be breakin’ the law!
2025-02-27
Arrr, me hearties! The Trump crew be demandin' that landlubbers who be wanderin’ the seas of America get their fingers inked for a registry! Aye, even scallywags over 14 must report their whereabouts to the authorities! What’s next, a treasure map to yer hideouts? Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the latest caper from the landlubbers in the Trump crew. The scallywags at the Department of Homeland Security, aye, they've hoisted the flag on a new scheme fer all ye poor souls who’ve wandered into these shores without proper papers. They be callin’ fer ye to part with yer precious fingerprints, like some treasure map to yer very soul!