"Compose yer tales of glory or walk the plank, says Captain Musk to the landlubbers of the federal ship!"
2025-02-23
Arrr, matey! T’was a fine Saturday when the landlubber bureaucrats be summoned by a missive! “List yer grand deeds or walk the plank!” cried the Trump crew. All 'cause Elon, the treasure-hunting scallywag, be spouting off on X about wantin’ to know if ye did naught but swab the decks!
Avast ye landlubbers! On a fine Saturday afternoon, a missive sailed through the ether to the toil’n' federal workers o' the US, demandin’ they list their grand adventures and accomplishments from the past week, lest they walk the plank of resignation! Aye, this be the latest scheme from the Trump administration, lookin’ to trim the crew of the federal ship!