Arrr, matey! Frackin' pirate Chris Wright be named Trump’s energy captain! Let the rum flow and the oil gush!
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! The Senate be givin’ a hearty "Aye" to frackin’ buccaneer Chris Wright, the new captain o’ the Energy ship! With a raucous 59-38 cheer, both scallywags and landlubbers be on board to plunder them fossil treasures for the good ol’ Trump crew! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the high seas of politics! The grand US Senate, that fine crew of landlubbers, hath deemed it fit to hoist the sails for a new captain of the Department of Energy—none other than the fracking swashbuckler, Chris Wright! Aye, he be a pioneer of drilling, and his heart beats to the rhythm of President Trump’s roaring decree: “drill, baby, drill!”This fine lad, aged 59, be settin’ forth with a rousin’ vote of 59 to 38, with both the Republicans and Democrats castin’ their lot with him, no less! Even despite their usual squabbles, they’ve banded together in a bipartisan jolly to welcome this scallywag aboard after he navigated a tricky procedural strait just last week.
With Wright at the helm, the horizon be lookin’ bright for the fossil fuel treasure hunters, as he be fixin’ to boost production all across this fair land. So, hoist yer mugs, me hearties, for ‘tis a new day for drilling! Will the seas be ever so bountiful, or shall they be run aground? Only time will tell, but with Chris at the wheel, we be in for a rollickin’ adventure! Arrr!