Arrr! Selena be weepin’ over Trump’s cruel ways, but the crew hissed and made her scuttle it! Aye!
2025-01-27
Arrr, matey! Selena Gomez be weepin' like a scallywag over them poor souls bein' sent away! Some lubbers be callin' her 'shallow' and 'narcissistic', sayin' she be more worried 'bout her own self than the plight o' others. A fine mess she got herself into, aye!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of a fair lass named Selena Gomez, who be catchin’ a storm o’ scorn from the crew of the Internet seas! This fair maiden, aged 32, did spill her heart and tears over the plight of Mexican souls cast adrift by the cruel hand of deportation, led by none other than Captain Trump himself!In a moment most tearful, she recorded her lamentations upon the great seas of Instagram, bewailin’ the grim fate of the undocumented sailors as the captain set a quota on their capture. But lo and behold, instead of findin’ sympathy, the scallywags of the digital realm branded her as shallow and narcissistic, callin’ her out for bein’ a tad self-indulgent whilst the seas raged a storm of real troubles!
With a heart as vast as the ocean and tears like rain from a tempest, Selena surely meant well, but alas! Some of the crew be thinkin’ her plight be more about her own fame than the true distress of her fellow seafarers. So, what’ll it be, mateys? Is she a sorrowful siren or just a shipwrecked narcissist? The debate be hotter than a cannon’s blast! Arrr!