"Arrr matey! Zelenskyy be sayin' Putin's schemin' to be twistin' Trump like a ship's wheel over Ukraine!"
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! Ukrainian Captain Zelenskyy be shoutin’ on Friday that ol’ Putin be tryin’ to pull the wool over Trump’s eyes! The Kremlin scallywag be givin’ sweet words to the US chief, but Kyiv be sayin’, “Nay! No parley without us and our European crew!”
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of treachery and a dash o' political shenanigans. Our fearless captain of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, be shoutin' from the crow's nest that old Vlad Putin be plotin' to cast his wicked net over none other than the salty sea dog, Donald Trump!It seems that the Russian captain be singin' sweet nothings about Trump, claimin' he’d be keen fer a parley. But beware, me mateys! Zelenskyy warns that any secret talks 'twixt Putin and Trump be as dangerous as a kraken in a kiddie pool, especially without Ukraine and their European allies in the mix. Aye, they be wantin' to keep their ship afloat without bein' swabbed by the likes of old Vlad!
In the midst of this squabble, Zelenskyy be keepin' a sharp eye on them schemin' scallywags, lest they try to hoist the sails for a peace pact that leaves the good crew of Ukraine high and dry. So, let it be known, any deals made be better with all hands on deck, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank! Yarrr!