"Arrr! Trump be spillin' the beans on JFK, RFK, and King’s demise—let the treasure of secrets flow!"
2025-01-23
Arrr, Captain Trump be scribblin’ his mark on a scroll in the grand White House, declarin’ to spill the beans on old secrets 'bout the demise of mighty leaders like Kennedy and King! After half a century, the truth be settin' sail, or mayhaps just makin' ‘em scratch their heads, me hearties!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer the tale o' the high seas o' politics, where the grand captain, President Donald Trump, be makin' waves! On a fine Thursday at the White House, he signed an executive order, givin' the green light to declassify them secret scrolls 'bout the dastardly deeds that led to the untimely demises of some mighty fine fellows: President John Kennedy, Sen. Robert F. Kennedy, an' the noble Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. Yarrr!