Arrr, Trudeau be settin’ sail from his captain’s chair before the crew gathers on Wednesday! Avast, what a sight!
2025-01-06
Arrr, me hearties! Word be blowin’ through the sails that Captain Trudeau be ready to abandon ship by Monday! His crew be mutinyin’ and the scallywag Poilievre be settin’ sail for the treasure! No one knows when he’ll jump, but it be before the big meetin’ o’ the crew on Wednesday!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Captain Justin Trudeau, the once-mighty leader of the Liberal crew. Word from the crow's nest be that this scallywag be ready to hoist the white flag and abandon ship come Monday! Aye, three trusty sources be whisperin’ tales of a mutiny brewin’ in the ranks and the winds of public opinion blowin’ colder than a sea of ice.