Arrr! A New York sea dog be settin' Trump’s fate 'fore he sails into the captain's chair!
2025-01-04
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Trump be denied in his quest to shoo away the guilty verdict ‘gainst him for his hushin' treasure in New York! Judge Merchan, with a hearty laugh, said, "Nay!" to his plea, citing the Supreme Court's fancy talk o' presidential protection. Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of a certain scallywag, President-elect Trump, who fancied himself above the law. Aye, on the fateful day of Friday, he set sail to the courts in New York, seeking to toss aside his conviction like a rotten fish. But alas, the winds of justice blew harshly against him!Judge Juan Merchan, a stern captain of the courtroom, stood firm as a lighthouse in a storm, refusin' to grant Trump’s wish to vacate the verdict. The good judge, armed with naught but the law, cast aside Trump’s plea like a tattered sail, sayin' the Supreme Court’s decree on presidential immunity could not save this wayward sailor. The judge's gavel rang out like cannon fire, drownin' out the captain's complaints!
So here we are, with Trump’s dreams of freedom dashed like waves upon the rocky shore. The tale be not just one of legal shenanigans, but a reminder that even the most fearsome pirate must answer to the law of the land! Har har har! Let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers and buccaneers alike—no one be above the reach of justice, even if they wear a fancy hat! Arrr!