Arrr! Rumors be flyin’ that a Russian sea serpent sunk the Azeri vessel, says the White House scallywags!
2024-12-28
Arrr, me hearties! The White House be spoutin' tales that Russian cannons sent a fair ship o' commerce plummetin' from the skies, straight down to Davy Jones' locker! On Christmas morn, a fine vessel from Baku to Grozny met its fate, takin' 38 souls but leavin’ 29 still breathin’!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearty crew, for I be havin’ a tale as wild as the seven seas! It be said by those scallywags in the White House that some curious evidence be floatin’ about, suggestin’ that the fearsome Russian defense systems went and blasted a commercial ship o’ the skies, comin’ straight from the shores of Azerbaijan!Now, picture yerselves on Christmas Day, when merry folk be celebratin’ with rum and roast, but alas! Aye, a fine vessel, operated by the good lads of Azerbaijan Airlines, be makin' its way from Baku to Grozny, that land of Chechnya in the heart o' Russia. But lo and behold! Instead of a jolly ol' flight, it met the cruel fate of a fiery plunge! Aye, thirty-eight souls be claimin’ Davy Jones’ locker, while twenty-nine brave hearties survived the treacherous fall.
So, as ye sip yer grog and ponder this tale of misfortune, remember: not all flights lead to the land o’ milk and honey—sometimes they lead to chaos and calamity, courtesy o' the landlubbers turnin’ their cannons skyward! Arrr!