Arrr, families be cheerin', others fumin', as Biden be settin' the condemned free from Davy Jones’ locker!
2024-12-24
Arrr, on this fine Monday, families o’ those wronged be feelin’ a mix o’ joy and fury! Cap’n Biden be givin’ a mercy nod, turnin’ 37 scallywags’ death sentences to life in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, some be takin’ out coppers and soldiers, but now they be stuck in the brig!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer a tale of emotions as tempestuous as a squall on the high seas! On a fine Monday morn, families of those poor souls caught in the jaws of federal justice be feelin' a tide of relief and ire, all thanks to our cap’n, President Joe Biden.This crafty ol' sea dog be decidin' to swap the hangman's noose fer a life sentence without a chance of ever settlin' down on a sunny isle. Aye, he be settin' 37 scallywags free from the gallows, includin' those who tangled with police and military officers and even some who gave the cold shoulder to federal guards! Blimey, what a motley crew they be!
Now, some landlubbers be cheerin' like they’ve spied buried treasure, while others be steamin' like a pot of overcooked cabbage, shoutin' about justice walkin' the plank! Aye, it's a right ruckus, with hearts as heavy as a treasure chest full of doubloons. So, let’s raise a tankard to the tangled web of law and order, where even the fiercest buccaneers find their fate in the clutches of the cap’n’s mercy!