Arrr! The landlubbers be askin' the court to scuttle TikTok's hopes o' dodgin' the ban hammer, matey!
2024-12-12
Arrr, me hearties! On the eve of the moon, the Justice crew be beggin' the court to toss TikTok’s plea like a rotten fish! They be sayin' ByteDance must part with their treasure or face a ban come January. Without the court’s mercy, TikTok be sunk! Ha-ha!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus brewin' in the courts! On a fine Wednesday, the Justice Department hoisted the sails, callin' upon a mighty appeals court to toss aside TikTok’s plea to block a new law faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!” This law be makin’ the fine folk at ByteDance, the Chinese scallywags behind TikTok, part ways with the app by the 19th of January, lest they walk the plank into a ban!