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Arrr! Ex-NFL swashbuckler Antonio Brown be rallyin' the crew to register voters in the land of swingin' states!

2024-10-05

Arrr mateys! Antonio Brown be shoutin' from the crow's nest on X, seekin' to hoist the sails of Pennsylvania voters fer the grand election! Aye, he be rallyin' the crew to back Captain Trump! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of democracy!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round for a tale of one Antonio Brown, a swashbucklin’ star of the NFL seas, who now be set on a new course—registerin’ the voters of Pennsylvania for the grand election! On a fine Friday, he be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest of X, sayin’ he’d be at the Steelers game, rallyin’ the crew to make their voices heard in November.

With a wink and a nod, he even be postin’ a screenshot of Trump’s matey, JD Vance, hopin’ to cross paths with our football captain soon. Brown, a proud supporter of the former captain Trump, sang his praises back in May, likin’ his business savvy and his kindness to the music buccaneers like Lil Wayne and Kodak Black. Arrr, some mighty fine connections to be had!

As the winds of this election blow, Brown be steerin’ his ship towards the swingin’ state of Pennsylvania, a treasure trove of votes! With Trump back in town for a raucous rally, and even the tech wizard Elon Musk joinin’ the fray, it seems the tides be turnin’. So hoist the sails, me hearties, as Brown aims to make waves in this election sea—may the best captain win!

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