Arrr, the Diamondbacks captain bemoans a wretched signing after walkin' the plank, curses the Mets-Braves duel!
2024-10-01
Arrr, the scallywag captain of the Arizona Diamondbacks be blowin’ his top over a wretched signing! Like a shipwrecked barnacle, it dragged ‘em down, sinkin’ their hopes fer the postseason in a doubleheader storm! Aye, talk about a cursed treasure, matey!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be havin' a tale of woe from the Arizona Diamondbacks! In a turn o' fate that'd make even Davy Jones weep, they found themselves cast away from the postseason shores after a season endin' debacle. Aye, after the final game, they learned the bitter truth: their hopes sunk faster than a ship with a hole below deck!It seems the scallywags from the Mets and Braves split their doubleheader, leavin' the Diamondbacks stranded at 89-73, but alas! They lost out on the tiebreaker due to a poor season series. Arrr, what a cruel twist! With the D-Backs holdin' no control over their destiny, they watched as bench players from the Mets took the field, only to see the Braves win without breakin' a sweat.
The owner, Ken Kendrick, let loose a torrent o' curses, callin' it a "debacle" o' immense proportions. He even admitted to bein' the fool who pushed fer a misguided signing of a lefty starter, Jordan Montgomery, a blunder that sank their ship further into the depths. So here they be, cleanin' out their lockers instead o' settin' sail for October, a fate as grim as a stormy sea! Yarrr, the Diamondbacks be learnin' that in baseball, just like in piracy, luck be a fickle mistress!